Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 21-25

Pages 21-25 Page 21

On this page it shows the things that Angeline might have done. here they are: Horn Removal-$1500, Nose Job-$4200, Fangectomy $1800, Extreme Manicure-$47, Feet probably left the same, Knees De-knobbed, Tail Cut Off, Contacts-$800, Hair Dyed and Permanently Good Smelling-$1800

Pages 21-25 Page 22

Jamie thinks Angeline is rich on this page. Then it shows a picture and arrows pointing to things in the picture{it is a picture of Angeline taking a bath in money}

Pages 21-25 Page 23

On this page it says that Sunday is Jamie's Homework Day.

Pages21-25 Page 24

This page shows a picture of Jamie under like a hundred books and three pencils stabbed in her arms and legs.

Pages 21-25 Page 25

This page shows how Stinker eats his table scraps.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 16-20

Page 16-20 Page 16

This page{16} says that Jamie is upset because her beagle is using the dog year trick to make Jamie thhe babyof the family. So she did not give Stinker{the beagle} her table scraps.

Page 16-20 Page 17

This page talks about Stinker being mad cause he loves chinese food and that's what they were having.

Page 16-20 Page 18

On page eighteen Stinker chewed a hole in Jamie's pants out of revenge or it was a taylor

Page 16-20 Page 19

On this page{19} it tells you about Jamie having to wear khakis. It also has the phases of pants on this page.

Page 16-20 Page 20

On page twenty it shows signals that show Jamie she is not in the right house.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 11-15

Page 11-15 Page 11

On page eleven Jamie is worried about her mom doing a makeover on herself, because she can NOT even make a hotdog or a bed.

Page 11-15 Page 12

On page twelve is a list of the wrost things in Jamie's school. Here is the list: When the bus driver dresses up for Halloween, when the teachers try to talk cool, and the wierd tangy flavor in the meatloaf. On the bottom it says but their wrong...

Page 11-15 Page 13

On page thirteen it says that the worst things about Jamie's school is Jamie's science class. Also the comparisons of porcupine guts and a pretty girl's guts

Page 11-15 Page 14

Page fourteen talks about how Jamie hates the chemistry, like if-you- mix-this-with-that-it-will-explode. It says by the picture Are they even sure they want me in science?

Page 11-15 Page 15

On the page fifteen it talks about a character named Hudson Rivers. Here is what it said: he chews gum at a rate of 32 chomps per minute.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 6-10

Pages 6-10 Page 6

On page six it talks about how Angeline is distracting the eighth cutest guy in school while Jamie is talking to him. It also says she is one rampaging elephant away from marrying the cutest guy in her school.

Page 6-10 Page 7

Page seven talks about how Angeline could probably pull her beauty tricks on the cutest guy in her school {Chip}. Then it has a list of one-namers: Pink, Tarzan, Beepy, and Chip.

Page 6-10 Page 8

The only thing on page eight is a list of boy-ology and cuteness.
Here is the list:
Chip Cuteness Rank:1 Comment: Non-mean and handsome enough to be in a shaving creme commercial

Hudson Rivers Cuteness Rate:8 Comment: Easily tricked into thinking Angeline is pretty Otherwise excellent

Rosco {Chip's Dog} Cuteness Ranking:19 Comment: Strictly speaking not a boy, but cuter and way more popular than most true boys

That One Kid Cuteness Rank:Last Comment: Does he even have a name? Who knows he doesn't seem to need one

Page 6-10 Page 9

On page nine Isabella and Jamie were talking about giving her mom a "makeover".

Page 6-10 Page 10

On page ten it talks about how Jamie heard that there was this mom that did a makeover on herself was way more popular and cuter than her daughter. The results it embarrassed her daughter so much that her butt fell off.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 1-5

Page 1-5 Page 1

The first page of Dear Dumb Diary is a letter on the first page of the character Jamie Kelly's diary. It basically says that if she did NOT give you permission to read it that you have to stop! It also says that if you are this character's parents and you get on to her for doing stuff she not supposed to do then she will know they read her diary.

Page 1-5 Page 2

On the second page of Dear Dumb Diary it has PS, PSS, PSSS, and a note from her friend Isabella. The PS basically say that if it is a girl named Angeline that is reading her diary that little trapdoors will open because the room is under video surveillence. Then the room would be filled with venomous scorpions riding rats. It also says MAW-HA-HA-HA! Then I love animals. The PSS says that if Margaret or Sally are reading her diary that they will also be caught on tape. The PSSS says that if it is her friend Isabella reading her diary then to just stop it and that she had caught her doing it like nine times. The note says that she {Isabella} did not read Jamie's diary and that she agrees on what Jamie wrote about her mom.

Page 1-5 Page 3
On page three it talks about her {Jamie} and her mom got into a discussion about trends and it said that her mom did not know a lot about her school's trend.

Page 1-5 Page 4

On page four it talks about her going way ahead of her schedule all the way until she is in her room. It also has the most dangerous things on Earth list. Here is what it says: A bear that can burp up hand grenades, a giant shark with little sharks as teeth, and her mom when you are trying to make her angry.

Page 1-5 Page 5

On page five it says that she is in her room five hours earlier than usual. Also to make her matters worse her dad is sitting there trying not to laugh.

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Ida B Chapter #3

In chapter #3 Ida B gets a crazy idea. She had to wash up every time they went somewhere or eating anything. Finally she got an idea, she called it The Soap Mask. So at night she took the dish soap, put a thin layer on her face and waited it to dry. She fell asleep in the bathroom too. In the morning she asked for stuff she did not need. Just so they will noticed her gleam. Then she saw her parents looking at her mouths open. She thought that they were oohing and awing. But no next thing she knew she was wrapped up in a blanket and in the back seat. The docter said tht she was fine.

That's the end of Chapter #3

Ida B Chapter #2

In Chapter #2 Ida B waits and waits for the bad things to come. A few days after hearing about the bad things from Viola a storm was right over her house. It apples off trees left and right! Then finally the storm stopped. There was one time were Ida B got an idea that back fired big time.

That's the end of Chapter #2.

Saturday, 10 October 2009

Ida B Chapter #1

In chapter #1 Ida B is putting away dishes. She really wants to go outside and play. After she puts up the last bit of dishes, she runs to her room grabs a piece of string, paper, pencils, and her dad's dog. Then she ran outside, she ran all the way to where her friends were. Viola said to Ida B that somthing bad was coming her way.

That's the end of Chapter #1.

Monday, 5 October 2009

The Princess And The Goblin Chapter#5

..."Wow!", Princess Irena exclamed. "Do you live here?", Princess Irena asked. "No, I do not live here." And before you ask i live off poultry, bread, and water. What kind of poultry do you eat? Dove eggs. May I see your doves? Sure. Irena showed the princess her doves. And then the princess asked if Irena knew were the nursie was, Irena replied, yes and that she would only take the princess to the stairs. A few minutes later they were at the top of the stairs. Go down the stairs and you will see the nursie, Irena explained. Princess went down many cases of stairs and she finally saw her "baby-sitter". She told the "baby-sitter" everyting...

The Princess And The Goblin Chapter#4

..."How can we have the same first name?", Princess Irena questioned. The old lady {Irena} answered her sweetest voice, "You took my name." Princess Irena questioned again, "How could I have your name?" Irena {the old lady} replied, "On the day you were born your father, the king had a hard time coming up with a name. So, he asked me if you could have my name. I said i had no problem with it. I let you have it with pleasure." "Do you know who I am?", Irena asked. Princess Irena replied, "No ma'am and how do you know my father?" Irena aswered, "I am your great-great grandmother."...

The Princess And The Goblin Chapter#3

...She fell down and started to cry, all she saw was rows and rows of doors. Then she heard sweet tune of humming. She came closer and closer to the wonderful noise. She picked a door and opened it. She saw an old lady humming. The old lady finally noticed Princess Irena. She said, "Well, come in." Irena came in like she was told. So, the old lady saw all the dust on her face. She said,"Come here and let me clean your face." Again she did as she was told. The old lady wiped off her face. She asked, "Do you know what my name is?" Princess Irena said, "No ma'am." the nice old lady said, "My name is Irena." The princess exclamed, "My name is Irena!"...

Friday, 2 October 2009

The Princess and The Goblin Chapter #2

...Chapter #2 is called The Princess Loses Herself. In chapter #2, it is raining down hard and the princess can not go out and play. She is so bored that her toys can not amuse her anymore. So she is in her nursery bored out of her mind. Then her "baby-sitter" left, so she ran outside {not though the same door as the baby-sitter}, Ran three sets of stairs. And she finally... ran though several passages. She noticed that she was lost...

Thursday, 1 October 2009

The Princess and The Goblin Chapter #1

The first chapter is called Why the Princess Had A Book After Her. In the first chapter it is mainly Why the princess had a book after her. The author started off saying, "Once upon a time there was a little princess..." "Wait Mr. Author, why does the story have to be about a princess?" And it went all down hill. And tomarrow I will read chapter #2 and I will blog about. Chapter one was sort of an interduction...