Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 21-25

Pages 21-25 Page 21

On this page it shows the things that Angeline might have done. here they are: Horn Removal-$1500, Nose Job-$4200, Fangectomy $1800, Extreme Manicure-$47, Feet probably left the same, Knees De-knobbed, Tail Cut Off, Contacts-$800, Hair Dyed and Permanently Good Smelling-$1800

Pages 21-25 Page 22

Jamie thinks Angeline is rich on this page. Then it shows a picture and arrows pointing to things in the picture{it is a picture of Angeline taking a bath in money}

Pages 21-25 Page 23

On this page it says that Sunday is Jamie's Homework Day.

Pages21-25 Page 24

This page shows a picture of Jamie under like a hundred books and three pencils stabbed in her arms and legs.

Pages 21-25 Page 25

This page shows how Stinker eats his table scraps.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 16-20

Page 16-20 Page 16

This page{16} says that Jamie is upset because her beagle is using the dog year trick to make Jamie thhe babyof the family. So she did not give Stinker{the beagle} her table scraps.

Page 16-20 Page 17

This page talks about Stinker being mad cause he loves chinese food and that's what they were having.

Page 16-20 Page 18

On page eighteen Stinker chewed a hole in Jamie's pants out of revenge or it was a taylor

Page 16-20 Page 19

On this page{19} it tells you about Jamie having to wear khakis. It also has the phases of pants on this page.

Page 16-20 Page 20

On page twenty it shows signals that show Jamie she is not in the right house.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 11-15

Page 11-15 Page 11

On page eleven Jamie is worried about her mom doing a makeover on herself, because she can NOT even make a hotdog or a bed.

Page 11-15 Page 12

On page twelve is a list of the wrost things in Jamie's school. Here is the list: When the bus driver dresses up for Halloween, when the teachers try to talk cool, and the wierd tangy flavor in the meatloaf. On the bottom it says but their wrong...

Page 11-15 Page 13

On page thirteen it says that the worst things about Jamie's school is Jamie's science class. Also the comparisons of porcupine guts and a pretty girl's guts

Page 11-15 Page 14

Page fourteen talks about how Jamie hates the chemistry, like if-you- mix-this-with-that-it-will-explode. It says by the picture Are they even sure they want me in science?

Page 11-15 Page 15

On the page fifteen it talks about a character named Hudson Rivers. Here is what it said: he chews gum at a rate of 32 chomps per minute.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 6-10

Pages 6-10 Page 6

On page six it talks about how Angeline is distracting the eighth cutest guy in school while Jamie is talking to him. It also says she is one rampaging elephant away from marrying the cutest guy in her school.

Page 6-10 Page 7

Page seven talks about how Angeline could probably pull her beauty tricks on the cutest guy in her school {Chip}. Then it has a list of one-namers: Pink, Tarzan, Beepy, and Chip.

Page 6-10 Page 8

The only thing on page eight is a list of boy-ology and cuteness.
Here is the list:
Chip Cuteness Rank:1 Comment: Non-mean and handsome enough to be in a shaving creme commercial

Hudson Rivers Cuteness Rate:8 Comment: Easily tricked into thinking Angeline is pretty Otherwise excellent

Rosco {Chip's Dog} Cuteness Ranking:19 Comment: Strictly speaking not a boy, but cuter and way more popular than most true boys

That One Kid Cuteness Rank:Last Comment: Does he even have a name? Who knows he doesn't seem to need one

Page 6-10 Page 9

On page nine Isabella and Jamie were talking about giving her mom a "makeover".

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On page ten it talks about how Jamie heard that there was this mom that did a makeover on herself was way more popular and cuter than her daughter. The results it embarrassed her daughter so much that her butt fell off.

Dear Dumb Diary-My Pants Are Haunted Pages 1-5

Page 1-5 Page 1

The first page of Dear Dumb Diary is a letter on the first page of the character Jamie Kelly's diary. It basically says that if she did NOT give you permission to read it that you have to stop! It also says that if you are this character's parents and you get on to her for doing stuff she not supposed to do then she will know they read her diary.

Page 1-5 Page 2

On the second page of Dear Dumb Diary it has PS, PSS, PSSS, and a note from her friend Isabella. The PS basically say that if it is a girl named Angeline that is reading her diary that little trapdoors will open because the room is under video surveillence. Then the room would be filled with venomous scorpions riding rats. It also says MAW-HA-HA-HA! Then I love animals. The PSS says that if Margaret or Sally are reading her diary that they will also be caught on tape. The PSSS says that if it is her friend Isabella reading her diary then to just stop it and that she had caught her doing it like nine times. The note says that she {Isabella} did not read Jamie's diary and that she agrees on what Jamie wrote about her mom.

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On page three it talks about her {Jamie} and her mom got into a discussion about trends and it said that her mom did not know a lot about her school's trend.

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On page four it talks about her going way ahead of her schedule all the way until she is in her room. It also has the most dangerous things on Earth list. Here is what it says: A bear that can burp up hand grenades, a giant shark with little sharks as teeth, and her mom when you are trying to make her angry.

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On page five it says that she is in her room five hours earlier than usual. Also to make her matters worse her dad is sitting there trying not to laugh.